Last time I checked, women weren't exchanging their brains for rings when they got in engaged.
So check this out:
Bride.com, the online arbiter of everything weddings, recently featured these wedding frocks. If this is what a bride is supposed to wear down the aisle, then maybe I'll opt for something less fashion forward.
Stand Back, Stand Back...
I could leave a cat in a room with a simple shift dress and get this raggedy looking thing. But if you're heart is set on it, it will SET YOU BACK 13 THOUSAND BIG ONES! That's right. This wedding dress is over $13,000.
If it weren't for the price tag, I would call this dress a poor woman's version of a 1970s Stevie Nicks dress.
But who can really do Stevie Nicks better than the fabulous Stevie Nicks?
Baby Love
Why would a designer create a baby dress for a woman who is old enough to decide to get married?
At least the price tag is a little smaller, but not peewee, at around $3700.
Compared with the dress above, this one seems like a deal. Only 50 bucks!
File Under WTF!!!
Celine Dion's much-maligned ball-o-tin foil headpiece probably didn't need a do-over. It really does look like an antenna that the Church of Scientology might make brides wear to help get in touch with aliens.
But just in case you think E.T. is trying to contact you...
Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right
This wedding dress photo...
plus this wedding dress photo...
equals this!!???
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